Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hello Parody, artist - Bart Baker. Date of issue: 11.06.2015
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Hello Parody |
| Hello, help me |
| I have no service, I shouldn’t have switched to AT&T |
| I cannot even tweet |
| My entire world is crashing down, I feel like I’m dying |
| Hello, can you hear me? |
| Adele calm down use the landline! |
| You are such a drama queen |
| No I canceled that last week |
| I’m havin' a panic attack! |
| Just try outside, stop crying |
| This entire song is, one giant first world problem rant |
| Hello, oh God, no, why! |
| I still have zero bars outside |
| I’m so screwed, my life is crumbling before my eyes |
| Wait, I know, I’ll go back in, and connect with Wi-Fi |
| Oh no, I’m locked outside! |
| I can’t fucking believe this, why? |
| Please come to the door and let me back in the home |
| It’s fifty degrees and all I have is this massive coat I’m so cold |
| Thank God! |
| A payphone! |
| In the middle of the woods, makes perfect sense, normal totally |
| Come on, pick it up |
| I can’t believe I’m locked out of the house and you’re not answering |
| It’s been an hour since my last tweet |
| My fans must think I’m dead |
| Help me, I cannot get online! |
| If I do not say hello I |
| Will lose my following, they will forget about me |
| Wait, hold up! |
| I have a bar now I can tweet |
| Hello, I’m still alive! |
| I have bad service, locked outside |
| She can’t get in her house and her service is bad |
| Oh God poor Adele, her life is in shambles it’s so sad |
| It’s the worst day of my life |
| And now my fucking phone just died! |
| Everything’s gone wrong, my world’s falling apart |
| I might as well just give up and shove this knife in my heart |
| Goodbye world! |
| What are you doing? |
| You know this is a push door, right? |
| Oh, and by the way, I ate the last slice of pizza |
| Now I’m gonna starve and die! |
| Oh wait, that’s it? |
| You’re way too dramatic. |
| We’re breaking up |