Lyrics First World Problems - Bart Baker

First World Problems

First world…
First world problems
I really got em
You may think they’re no big deal but I got tons
For instance in my bed last night
One pillow was too low
Two pillows were too high
I tried to watch a show before I went to sleep
But my wifi was too slow
It would not stream
After a night like that you might think
The next day would be better
But so far it stinks!
First I woke up to my girlfriend’s snores
Then my morning latte was served lukewarm
Couldn’t find an outlet to charge my phone
Then I accidentally texted mom «lets «Oh…
I tried to text her to apologize
But before I could hit send
My damn phone died
It’s too much I need a break!
So I’m gonna kick back
And take a bite of this Double Jack
When the world gets you down
(Don't stand for that!)
You gotta turn it all around
(Don't stand for that!)
Gotta put up a fight
(Don't stand for that!)
Take the wrong and make it right!
(Don't stand for that!)
No no no
As I pondered that weird vision I just had
I realized a lot of problems really aren’t that bad
So I set out to travel this great land
And try to help my fellow first world people understand
I heard a spoiler about my favorite show
Ay I’ll erase your memory
Now you don’t know
Not a single Ivy League school accepted my son
He doesn’t need to go to college
Here go have some fun
I’m totally out of self-tanning spray
Don’t worry I got a whole can of orange paint
I broke a nail
My shoes squeak
I hate long lines
Here eat these Double Jacks everything will be fine
When the world gets you down
(Don't stand for that!)
You gotta turn it all around
(Don't stand for that!)
Gotta put up a fight
(Don't stand for that!)
Take the wrong and make it right!
With a Double Jack!
With a Double Jack!
With a Double Jack!