| Everything is on the ointment. |
| Everything is high, in a stream and in a vein.
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| Our road is as straight as a school corridor.
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| It's easy to be the first passenger in the belly of a car,
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| Having a single fiery motor instead of a heart.
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| We are neatly fastened with seat belts.
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| We are not in a hurry. |
| But if someone catches up with us -
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| Then we will threaten them with marker lights.
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| Let's tighten our belts. |
| They give an order - we press the gas.
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| But anyway, if you like, go ahead and get in to the driver.
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| If your hands itch - well, scare the crows, press the klaxon.
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| And if you sing, then it is better to do it in chorus.
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| Let them not hear you, but you are not Elton John and not Kobzon.
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| There are traffic rules in which everything is silent.
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| And the spectrum consists of one warning color.
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| Road signs will be replaced with a badge,
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| And the ticket price is automatically reduced.
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| Difficult on the way. |
| Here and there the scoundrel will whine.
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| Like, dust and fog. |
| Solid weeds and there is no end.
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| But everything is ahead. |
| In the world there is such
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| What our scoundrels never dreamed of.
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| The paint is peeling off on the left side of the steering wheel.
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| On the left wheels burning shaggy rubber,
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| But there is a fairy tale somewhere - a beautiful land,
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| Where will we reach, as soon as the supply of gasoline runs out.
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| Judging by the map, there is only one road here.
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| Shakes on potholes - we endure with approval.
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| After all, this does not prevent us from taking a glass of wine
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| And think about women with deep satisfaction.
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| We understand that there is copper in gold.
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| But we have learned to look without looking away.
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| The road is straight. |
| And, in general, it's too early to sing:
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| "Conductor, hit the brakes..." |