John McClain has grown old, has wrinkles on his face -
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No one has looked at him for a long time
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John McClain is healthy and relatively healthy
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There he puts out bulls in a saucer, sitting on the porch
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In the Nakatomi skyscraper in the last century
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John brought down the Germans like your grandfather in forty-three
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Even in his best years, he did not stop drinking and
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Could one-on-one kick off a fighter
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Fought against cyberterrorism in the housing sector
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Saved the people of New York from a psychic bomber
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Now lies on whom the world is full of ruins?
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John shakes his fist: “F*ck, they stole everything”
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All these years, McClain has a severe injury
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His people listened to Lil Pump and chose Trump
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Got involved in a couple of dark wars - this is not good,
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But be calm - McClain is back in the game
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Election platform, slogan is cool and capacious
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John yells from the flyers: "Yippee-ki-yay, f*ck"
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Vote with integrity in this election
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John shed a lot of blood for you - f*ck
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If something goes wrong -
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He is on site without delay
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"McClane for Airport Safety"
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McClane vs. high-rise buildings (Yeah!)
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No Russians in Afghanistan (Yes!)
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Mandela freedom
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“Who spoiled the country?
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Fuck Trump, McClain is the candidate of the people"
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Someone calls him a spy, someone calls him a messiah:
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"McClane intends to make friends with the US and Russia" (Ooh)
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McClain is not a racist at all - this is an enemy stuffing
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Quite the contrary, it solves the racial issue
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Across Times Square, a banner with a catchphrase
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John McClain: "Stop the spread of the Black Sea"
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It's time for us to keep the right course again
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And stop bending the Arabs because of the resources
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According to USA Today candidate McClain
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Firmly intends to "make America grate again"
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Nod over everything that happens to him darkness is gathering
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When he starts to have very strange dreams
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They say he is not John McClain, but Kolya Sinitsyn
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Kolya Sinitsyn lies in a Russian psychiatric hospital
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Dreaming that Kolya Sinitsyn imagines himself for a long time
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Former police officer from the old movie
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Dreaming that a violent psychopath - Sinitsyn Kolya
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I always wished my favorite hero the best life
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And even John McClane feels sorry for the kid
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After all, without him a great country is doomed
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If something goes wrong
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He is on site without delay
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"McClane for Airport Safety"
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McClane vs. high-rise buildings (Yeah!)
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No Russians in Afghanistan (Yes!)
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Mandela freedom
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“Who spoiled the country?
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Fuck Trump, McClain is the candidate of the people"
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If something goes wrong
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He is on site without delay
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"McClane for Airport Safety"
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McClane vs. high-rise buildings (Yeah!)
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No Russians in Afghanistan (Yes!)
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Mandela freedom
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And let there be no orders yet
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Fuck Obama, McClain is the nominee of the people |