My brother and I sat down to crush a liter
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My brother and I don't age like Pen Peter
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My brother and I, alas, do not have enough dough
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We are looking for debtors with a brother in the phone books
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"Hello, call Sanya!" |
In response rudely:
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"Sanya feeds the fish, Sanya hit the oak
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All his debts from Sanya passed to Oksana
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Conductor in the "peregrine falcon", we are looking for her ourselves "
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“Hello, can I have Dimona?” |
“It’s been impossible for three days already!
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Dimon caught the olive, Dimon slammed the horse!
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If there is something to show, I will arrange a meeting for you
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Send a message to the answering machine"
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“Hello, Natakha, fuck? |
I heard you drive a Tahoe, damn it!
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What the fuck, fuck? |
Where's my flicker, damn it?
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“Natasha, damn it, choked on a pistachio, damn it!
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Her mother was crying like your tag, damn it!”
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"Husky, throw in some money, Husky, where have you gone?"
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“The hoarse man was given a knife! |
Husky ate!
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They took off the skin from it, packed it in granite,
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But we don’t feel sorry for him, because Siply was an anti-Semite”
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Where is lave? |
Where is my air? |
Where are my blood?
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(Bitch!) Bring back the loot
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Where is the cabbage? |
Where is cash? |
Where are the dead presidents?
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(Creature!) Return the loot
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(Give back the loot!)
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How to borrow my air, so are all d'Artagnans,
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And it's their fault I'm not drunk yet on Saturday
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A little someone's shang burns: "Bro, help us!"
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And how is it time to give back, all extinguished in the graves?
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Sorry for Natasha, damn, she was a crazy bird, damn!
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Do you remember how she drank one and a half, damn it?
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And I feel sorry for Sanya, although I could be wrong, but
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He's been looking strangely at the boys lately
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Suddenly a call interrupts our conversation.
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Brother picks up the phone, hears in the receiver: "Hello"
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On the wire Katso Joker, wow, what people!
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But, contrary to the rattle, Katso does not like to joke
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He is interested in the state of affairs,
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And also the degree of how fucked up I am
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And am I not going to screw out of MSC
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Without returning three pieces to him, and where to look for me?
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The little brother in a swoop figured out what was what
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He rejoiced at this and immediately said to him:
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“You’re calling at the wrong time, Katso, you can see in your gut -
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Yurets from the forefathers: a blood clot broke off during a jerk "
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There is nothing left now, brothers:
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Organize a funeral and hide all your life
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I could say, from a bullet, or there the Czechs stabbed
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Okay, I'll go to Ryazan to grandma, charge, fuck
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Where is lave? |
Where is my air? |
Where are my blood?
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(Bitch!) Bring back the loot
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Where is the cabbage? |
Where is cash? |
Where are the dead presidents?
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(Creature!) Return the loot
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(Give back the loot!) |