| Hey, what a great day for a swim
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| Yeah
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| Why are you wearing a shirt?
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| Too many hickeys on my neck
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| Oh. |
| The girl I was with last night scratched my back
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| So you’ve also been having sex
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| Yeah
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| We need love, not meaningless sex
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| You’ve got a round butt? |
| We’re not impressed
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| So many girls wanna get in our pants
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| But we’re not whores. |
| We need romance
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| Hey girl (girl), you look good (good)
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| I want you to know that I would — do you
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| Frequently. |
| Like riding my hog, it’s nothing to me
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| You’re wearing a bra, but soon you won’t
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| Call me the magic man: now you see it, now you don’t
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| When it comes to foreplay, I can take for hours
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| Say «Do I make you horny, baby?» |
| — Austin Powers
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| My ocean’s got motion, but also girth;
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| The closest thing you’ll feel to giving birth
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| I’m a butt man
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| And I like boobs
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| Put them together, and we like you
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| I don’t care that you’re overweight
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| I see your soul, and you look great
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| We love all colors, shapes, and sizes
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| Except Steve’s new girlfriend, who’s a fucking slut!
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| We need love, not meaningless sex
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| You’ve got a round butt? |
| We’re not impressed
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| Just two Don Juans looking for amour;
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| It could be you if you’re not a whore
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| I’m Guy #1, I’ll massage your back
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| Or if you prefer, I’ll squeeze your rack
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| If it’s your time of the month, I’ll call it a night
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| I’m Guy #2, I don’t run red lights
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| If I was with you, I’d need at least 10 rubbers
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| Your poo-tang stank, I don’t need another lover
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| I wear condoms too, but when they break, it’s bad
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| Take you to the clinic, I can’t be no dad
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| Cause we’re the freaks of the industry
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| You a freak, Guy 1?
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| Oh you got that, G. What about you, Guy 2?
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| Yes. |
| Me. |
| Too
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| I always get consent before I screw
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| I’m not a guy who’s gonna rape you
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| Champagne, waterbed, satin covers;
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| There you have it — another satisfied lover
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| There you have it — another satisfied lover
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| There you have it — another satisfied lover
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| There you have it — another satisfied lover
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| There you have it — another satisfied lover
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| We need love, not meaningless sex
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| You got a round butt? |
| We’re not impressed
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| We’re two Casanovas, not pieces of meat
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| But pull down our pants, you’ll like what you see |