
Date of issue: 31.12.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
We Need Love |
Hey, what a great day for a swim |
Yeah |
Why are you wearing a shirt? |
Too many hickeys on my neck |
Oh. |
The girl I was with last night scratched my back |
So you’ve also been having sex |
Yeah |
We need love, not meaningless sex |
You’ve got a round butt? |
We’re not impressed |
So many girls wanna get in our pants |
But we’re not whores. |
We need romance |
Hey girl (girl), you look good (good) |
I want you to know that I would — do you |
Frequently. |
Like riding my hog, it’s nothing to me |
You’re wearing a bra, but soon you won’t |
Call me the magic man: now you see it, now you don’t |
When it comes to foreplay, I can take for hours |
Say «Do I make you horny, baby?» |
— Austin Powers |
My ocean’s got motion, but also girth; |
The closest thing you’ll feel to giving birth |
I’m a butt man |
And I like boobs |
Put them together, and we like you |
I don’t care that you’re overweight |
I see your soul, and you look great |
We love all colors, shapes, and sizes |
Except Steve’s new girlfriend, who’s a fucking slut! |
We need love, not meaningless sex |
You’ve got a round butt? |
We’re not impressed |
Just two Don Juans looking for amour; |
It could be you if you’re not a whore |
I’m Guy #1, I’ll massage your back |
Or if you prefer, I’ll squeeze your rack |
If it’s your time of the month, I’ll call it a night |
I’m Guy #2, I don’t run red lights |
If I was with you, I’d need at least 10 rubbers |
Your poo-tang stank, I don’t need another lover |
I wear condoms too, but when they break, it’s bad |
Take you to the clinic, I can’t be no dad |
Cause we’re the freaks of the industry |
You a freak, Guy 1? |
Oh you got that, G. What about you, Guy 2? |
Yes. |
Me. |
Too |
I always get consent before I screw |
I’m not a guy who’s gonna rape you |
Champagne, waterbed, satin covers; |
There you have it — another satisfied lover |
There you have it — another satisfied lover |
There you have it — another satisfied lover |
There you have it — another satisfied lover |
There you have it — another satisfied lover |
We need love, not meaningless sex |
You got a round butt? |
We’re not impressed |
We’re two Casanovas, not pieces of meat |
But pull down our pants, you’ll like what you see |
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