Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Old Saloon, artist - The Lonely Island. Album song Incredibad, in the genre ПопThe Old Saloon |
| It’s the wild wild West |
| You came to the right place my man |
| Get ready, here we go |
| (NEW SHIT!) |
| Welcome my friends to the old saloon |
| Everyone in town is hangin out |
| If you gotta drink well you drink it down! |
| Then we’ll all go have sex with whores (BRAND NEW!) |
| I’m Buffalo Bill, I just rode into town |
| On my horse, you bet’cha, on my horse |
| That’s the thing in the old West times |
| Everybody enjoys a good horseride |
| TRY TO CHEAT AT CARDS YOU’LL GET THROWN OUT |
| Right out the saloon door on your butt |
| Come back in and buy a round of whiskey |
| Guess what? |
| All is forgiven! |
| (DJ LEARY) |
| Flippin the jib with Calamity Jane |
| And you’re another guy that’s probably an injun |
| This whiskey is warm and it tastes like piss |
| OH NO~! |
| Mustache smells like piss! |
| So that’s the story and I’m stickin' to it |
| The old wild West is no place for a lady |
| I’m the bartender but I’m also the Mayor |
| So just put that in your pipe and smoke it |
| («DJ WAAAAAAAAAH») |
| I’m Tiny Tim and it’s almost Christmas |
| Sure is dusty here |
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