Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Incredibad, artist - The Lonely Island. Album song Incredibad, in the genre ПопDate of issue: 31.12.2007
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Universal Music
Song language: English
Incredibad |
| Nowwwwwww let’s take a trip down memory lane |
| Back to junior high school where it all begain |
| Three bad little kids raisin hell at school |
| We were just 13, straight actin the fool |
| Every day after class Kiva’s house was the spot |
| Makin crazy prank calls hopin not to get caught |
| Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same |
| 'Til one fateful afternoon when everything changed |
| One day playin Punch Out up in Kiv’s room |
| The house started shakin and we heard a kaboom |
| Looked out the back window saw billowin smoke |
| Yo your backyard is smashed — man this isn’t a joke! |
| (Yo let’s go check this out man) (Aight bet, let’s go) |
| All the smoke and debris led straight to the basement |
| Yo what the hell is that? |
| Man it looks like a spaceship |
| We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide |
| And a little green dude stepped out from inside; |
| he said |
| I’m from Mars, and I come in peace |
| I have something to ask, and it’s not discrete |
| There’s a mutated strain in our DNA helix |
| And you three kids are the ones who can heal it |
| But we’re just thirteen man, what can we do? |
| Umm how should I put this? |
| I think we should screw |
| (What?!) On my home planet we can no longer breed |
| I’ve been sent as a receptacle to store your seed |
| Storin' our seed? |
| — Yo I think he means sex |
| Man, I’m a virgin — we all are — BET! |
| I’m just gonna lie here and close my eyes |
| Aww, what should we do? |
| Now he’s spreading his thighs! |
| You’ll be heroes on our planet But why us three? |
| You’re the chosen ones, you’ll just have to trust me |
| Yo, should we do it? |
| Man I don’t know |
| I say we put it to a vote (oh yeah) (yeah) |
| All in favor |
| Say aye… AYE~! |
| Okay, we’re in |
| Cool |
| Who should go first? |
| I have three depositories to capture your burst |
| Wait, so at the same time? |
| Yeah that’s what I was thinking |
| Here’s some wine coolers, let’s get you boys drinking |
| We pounded the drinks and, started gettin tipsy |
| Then took our positions, and started gettin frisky |
| One in the front, and two in the back |
| Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap |
| Keep pumping away, my wife and family thank you |
| I’m about to explode — yo son, me too |
| THREE-WAY CLIMAX, best friends forever |
| What a blessing to have lost our virginity together |
| Yeah! |
| Andy, Jorma, Kiv', you’ve saved my race |
| Your reward is one wish then I’ll go back to space |
| We looked at each other, didn’t have to talk |
| Knew exactly what we wanted, before he took off |
| Mr. Alien Sir, for what it’s worth |
| WE WANT TO BE THE GREATEST FAKE MC’S ON EARTH |
| Your wish is granted and thanks again |
| I may have saved my planet but I’m losing three friends |
| What happened today was both incredible and bad |
| Therefore your name is Incredibad! |
| Incredibad… |
| STOP STOP STOP STOP, STOP! |
| SA-PRIZE, EVERYONE! |
| (sirens) |