| If you are under 30 and you’re totally cool, then you absolutely know these guys
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| The Lonely Island and Michael Bolton!
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| From their album Incredibad, please welcome The Lonely Island!
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| Incredibad, this is just a blockbuster
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| Jizz In My Pants, Lazy Sunday, Narnia
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| And here they are with Akon!
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| And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to… The Lonely Island, oh fuck yes!
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| The Lonely Island, they’re the truth!
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| I like 'em because they speak for the people!
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| There’s no way I’ll let my kids listen to it
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| They’re Satanists and they should be boycotted!
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| Around the country today, citizens burning any and all Lonely Island
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| paraphernalia…
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| Now here they are, the first men to become pregnant!
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| I hereby declare The Lonely Island, the 47th president of these United States!
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| Tragedy today as The Lonely Island was beaten to death with their own dicks
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| outside an all-male strip club
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| I see thousands of people, lining up to desecrate the body
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| Here on the street, I’ve seen at least 300 already defiling the corpses
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| And there are thousands more waiting
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| It looks like there’s some movement
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| Oh my God, The Lonely Island are alive!
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| They’re removing the fans from their various holes and heading back into the
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| studio
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| The Lonely Island will continue to entertain us
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| After an experience like this, God only knows what they will create |