| Lonely Island, we’ve been in it for a minute now.
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| This some grown man shit.
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| I got that diaper money, I got that diaper money, dude.
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| I got that diaper money, I’m a grown ass man.
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| Yo, I got that diaper money cause my kids need to sh*t.
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| So I stay on my hustle to keep my pocketbook thick.
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| I got papers and papers and papes, all for my baby’s mistakes.
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| Just so my carpets and drapes don’t get shit on 'em.
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| I got that diaper money, I got that diaper money, dude.
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| I got that diaper money, I’m a grown ass man.
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| I got that wife pussy, I got that wife pussy.
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| I got that wife pussy, I got that pussy on lock.
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| I got that wife pussy on lock 24/7.
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| Whenever she lets me I’m in same pussy heaven.
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| And the best part about it is no one else can have it.
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| And also I can’t have it, unless she says I can.
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| See a girl on the street and I can’t, so I won’t.
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| See my wife at home and I would, but she hates my guts.
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| Wife pussy, I got that wife pussy.
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| I got that wife pussy, I got that pussy on lock.
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| I got that grave plot, I got that grave plot.
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| I got that grave plot, it’s right off the highway.
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| Wobble-dy, wobble-dy, drop into my grave plot.
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| You afraid of death, well I’m afraid not.
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| Cause I got the bomb spot, right off the highway.
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| I did it my way, a very small percent of the time way.
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| I got my coffin picked out, styrofoam painted like wood, tricked out.
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| It’s even got handles to lower me smooth.
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| And my tombstone only has minimal typos.
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| Grave plot, I got that grave plot.
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| I got that grave plot, right next to my dad.
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| I got that diaper money.
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| I got that wife pussy.
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| I got that grave plot.
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| I’m a grown ass man. |