Translation of the song lyrics Les Lapins - Stereo Total

Les Lapins (original)

J’aime les lapins en peluche
J’aime les lapins en civet
Mais je n’aime pas qu’on m’en pose
Si jamais tu récidivais
Je t’enverrais sur les roses…
Mon lapin la moutarde
Me monte au nez
Mon lapin il me tarde
De me réconcilier
J’ai attendu comme un poireau
Pendant des heures dans le jardin
Public et il a plu
Ça ne m’a pas plu
Tu m’avais promis de venir à temps
Mais c'était du vent
J’aime les lapins en peluche
J’aime les lapins en civet
Mais je n’aime pas qu’on m’en pose
Et si tu oses récidiver
Je t’enverrai sur les roses…
Mon lapin la moutarde
Me monte au nez
Mon lapin il me tarde
De me réconcilier
Mon lapin je suis à bout
De poireauter à l’infini
Pendant ce temps-là ma vie passe
Sans qu’il ne se passe rien
Mon lapin, je suis à bout de nerfs
J’ai d’autres chats à fouetter
Que de lanterner au coin des rues
Viendra-t-il?
Ah non il ne viendra plus
J’aime les lapins en peluche
J’aime les lapins en civet
Mais je n’aime pas qu’on m’en pose
Si jamais tu récidivais
Je t’enverrais sur les roses…
In French, «poser un lapin»
(to give a rabbit to somebody) means:
To not show up to a rendezvous
Here I am singing: «I love stuffed rabbits
I love rabbits in sauce
But I hate getting a rabbit from you»

Les Lapins (translation)

I love stuffed bunnies
I love stewed rabbits
But I don't like being asked
If you ever did it again
I would send you on the roses...
My bunny the mustard
Goes up to my nose
My bunny I can't wait
To reconcile
I waited like a leek
For hours in the garden
Public and it rained
I did not like it
You promised me to come on time
But it was windy
I love stuffed bunnies
I love stewed rabbits
But I don't like being asked
And if you dare to do it again
I will send you on the roses...
My bunny the mustard
Goes up to my nose
My bunny I can't wait
To reconcile
My bunny I'm at my wit's end
To lean endlessly
Meanwhile my life goes by
Without anything happening
My bunny, I'm at my wit's end
I have other fish to fry
Than to lantern on the corner of the streets
Will he come?
Oh no he won't come anymore
I love stuffed bunnies
I love stewed rabbits
But I don't like being asked
If you ever did it again
I would send you on the roses...
In English, "to pose a rabbit"
(to give a rabbit to somebody) means:
To not show up to a rendezvous
Here I am singing: "I love stuffed rabbits
I love rabbits in sauce
But I hate getting a rabbit from you"