Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Tingle Sells, artist - Random Encounters.
Date of issue: 12.12.2021
Song language: English
Tingle Sells |
Got a little cash, |
And need to read a chart? |
My maps are more than good |
They’re priceless works of art! |
So grab a boat and sail |
Just past the Cyclops Reef, |
I’ll translate any treasure chart |
For rates you won’t believe! |
Oh! |
Tingle sells maps and yells |
Words that make no sense! |
Lost in town? |
Shoot him down! |
No need for recompense! |
Oh! |
Tingle sells maps and yells |
Magic words he made! |
So listen to this Tingle tune |
And buy a map today! |
True, I went to jail |
For stealing something rare |
But I’m a fairy guy |
Who’s very kind and fair! |
And yes, my dad’s a guide |
Who finds me kind of weird… |
But that aside, he brimmed with pride when |
Ads of mine appeared! |
Oh! |
Tingle sells maps and yells |
Phrases most absurd! |
In a squeeze? |
Rupees please! |
Cash or coin preferred! |
Oh! |
Tingle sells maps and yells |
As he floats away! |
So kooloo limpah over here and |
Buy a map today! |