| Since the '64, I’ve been in love with Smash Bros!
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| I know every item, stage and trophy, too!
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| I even leveled up a set of sweet Amiibo
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| To play against when I play Smash Bros (Wii) U!
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| When I play Smash, I only play for Glory
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| I tend to favor Melee, yes, it’s true
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| But since I typically stick to Stock
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| And the GameCube game pads rock
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| I’m getting super hyped for Smash Bros. (Wii) U!
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| Because
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| We love to Smash our friends in Super Smash Bros!
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| Though I think Master Hand is better than Tabuu. |
| (Wait, who?)
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| Whether it’s beating a team of hacks-
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| -Or maybe spamming some cheap attacks-
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| We can agree that we love Smash Bros. (Wii) U!
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| I was best of all the players in my high school
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| I’m invincible as Fox or Pikachu!
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| Oh, and I also know a hundred million combos!
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| And I can Wave Dash- AGH! |
| NO! |
| SCREW YOU!
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| I don’t know how to play! |
| I’m pushing buttons!
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| I don’t recall precisely what they do…
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| I guess I’ll stick with Down and B;
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| I only play this at parties
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| I’m pretty horrible at Smash Bros. (Wii) U!
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| And yet
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| We’re totally addicted to Smash Brothers!
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| We may have a small obsession- «Or tattoo!» |
| (SO COOL!!!)
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| And even though I may be worst-
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| And I would NORMALLY get first-
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| No game’s the same as playing Smash Bros. U!
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| Nobody ever gives up their controller…
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| I’d love to join a Smash Bros. round or two…
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| But I’m eternally that guy
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| Nobody wants to give a try…
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| («Hey! Wanna join? Smash Bros. now supports up to 8 players.»)
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| («Really?»)
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| -that mode’s exclusively for Smash Bros. (Wii) U!
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| Now we all can play together at Smash Brothers!
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| I can kill my friends until my thumbs are black and blue!
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| That blue lady! |
| Little Mac!
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| GUYS, MEWTWO’S COMING BACK!
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| It’s clear we all adore Smash Brothers Four — (Wii) U! |