Lyrics HuniePop the Musical - Random Encounters

HuniePop the Musical

Yes, you can!
Just stand like that for a bit!
Don’t engage her!
Just act cool!
—Your creeping is legit
Spend all your money!
Gain a bit of hunie!
Don’t turn around
Why?
Is something funny?
Geisha girls are greatest!
—Yeah, that’s kind of racist…
Now go on!
Give her this gift!
Each girl we see
Can be stalked with HunieBee!
There’s a tiny catch—
—it's slightly sketch—
But so are we!
Ask for a date!
—We just met-
Who cares?
It’s fate!
All you need’s to be like Kyu!
You know, maybe I should just be myself-
Hey, am I the fairy here or are you?
Can I keep dis
Fishie, please?
It’s for a pet, I swear!
She looks hungry!
Give her food!
Don’t you ___ing dare!
Use this to impress her!
Got three on my dresser
«What cup size are those?»
Don’t examine my breasts, sir
Tell that little cutie
That you love her booty!
Thanks, I found it myself!~
Show her your cheese
And some earmuffs, if you please!
I don’t need a drink!
You ____ing stink-
Like liver disease!
What is my height?
Cause I can’t remember quite…
All I need’s to be like Kyu…
You’re gonna be a kitty?!
Thank you for the show
But you oughta know
Talent’s not a big appeal…
Maybe you and I could go
Take some classes!
Yes, we’ve barely met
Yet you still forget
My name a million times!
Since I’m under 21
Drinking’s technically a crime
Maybe we should find some other girls…
Kyu, zip your lip!
All I hear up above
Is a whole lot of failure, not a whole lot of love!
You were sent to get him dates, but Nate’s been left empty-handed
So you gotta deal with me and get rap-reprimanded!
Hold on, honey!
Here’s some shoes!
They’re great for gouging out eyes!
Can I eat dis?
It smells good!
I think that might make her die…
[Nikki, *Aiko*, **Audrey**, (Kyanna)
Thanks for all the pencils…
(I DON’T NEED MORE PENCILS!)
How long does a cat a live?
15 years on average
Wow, you’re so good at cats!
Love ain’t a game
Based on matching things the same
And I guess it helps
To be yourself—
Unless you’re ____ing lame
We don’t need booze and gifts-