Lyrics Bowser's Castle - Random Encounters

Bowser's Castle

There’s a million ways to die
Inside a Bowse Castle
A million ways to fail.
You can fall on spikes or
Drown in some lava.
Ride skull trains that derail.
There’s a million ways to die
Inside of Bowser’s Castle,
Rebounding Koopa Shell,
A magic spell,
A lift that fell, conveyor belt,
A pipe above a Muncher-filled trench.
You might get crushed, or burned,
Or hit with a fish.
You might get squashed or bitten by a Boo.
You may be hammered, bro.
Or greeted by 500 Lakitu.
You may slip on ice,
Be shot in the face,
Or simply sprung off a ledge in mid-jump.
Despite how hard you may try,
It’s sure that you’ll die.
From Blocks and from Bills and a
Blooper that flies.
That’s why a million ways to die
Inside a Bowser’s Castle
Like saws and fire chains.
A walking bomb
A stack of towering Dry-Bones.
That time you went insane.
And every trap you find
Inside of any Bowser’s Castle
Creates a lethal maze.
Beware this superstar
This Koopa car,
This bratty Baby Troopa Czar,
It’s quite the fiendish hassle,
To survive in Bowser’s Castle,
Due to every castle’s killing you,
A million ways.