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Date of issue: 17.02.2022
Song language: English
Better: An Uncharted / Tomb Raider Song |
Any tomb you can raid, |
I can raid better! |
I’m the tomb raider- |
-wow, that’s a cool name… |
Anything you can steal, |
I can steal better. |
All of your treasures are |
Safer with me. |
I can take care of myself! |
Think this’ll look good on my shelf? |
Try looking from |
My point of view… |
That anything you can do, certainly I can do, too! |
Any map you can read, |
I can read better- |
Reading the room is not |
One of your strengths… |
No, it’s not. |
Get your own. |
Can’t we talk? |
Buy a phone. |
Lara! |
Nathan! |
Have some- |
Faith in- |
Me and my cartography skills! |
Any thug you can kill, |
I can kill softer! |
Violence is silent |
When I’m on the job~ |
Gotta be quick! |
And sharp-eyed! |
He’s not dead… |
Well, I tried. |
And no one will know how this badguy died, |
…'cuz no one’s as stealthy as me! |
Shhh! |
I can survive in most |
Any condition! |
Dispose of a stiff |
With no morgue or mortician- |
All of your loot combined- |
-pales to what I can find! |
You’re just a |
Knock-off of me! |
Any shorts you can wear, |
I can wear shorter! |
My shorts are shorter than |
Your ugly pants! |
Short as these? |
Honey, please~ |
I can wear |
Any pair |
In a squeeze! |
Any punch you can take, |
I can take harder! |
I’ll get hit anywhere |
Harder than you! |
Anywhere you can hide, |
I can hide also! |
We’re gonna die and it’s |
All been your fault! |
No, it’s not! |
Yes, it is! |
Move your boot! |
Mine or his? |
No one rolls |
With such elegant ease! |
Blows holes |
In my enemies' knees! |
You’re a |
Thorn in my side |
And we just about died |
Cause you just can’t abide |
That I’m better than you! |
Anywhere you can climb, |
I can climb higher! |
I can climb anyplace |
Higher… than… you! |
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