| Too big, too small? | Too vast, too slight—what measure fits the night? |
| Size does matter, after all | The scale is fate’s; the magnitude defines. |
| Zu groß, zu klein? | Too broad, too lean—is shadow cast aright? |
| Er könnte etwas größer sein | Perhaps a broader reach would better shine. |
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| Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn | Mercedes-Benz and highways’ silver ribbon, |
| Alleine in das Ausland fahren | Alone, I drive beyond the country’s rim, |
| Reise, Reise! Fahrvergnügen | Journey on, O joy of roaring pistons— |
| Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben | I crave only mirth, love’s snare grown dim. |
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| Just a little bit... | Only a taste—let longing linger near… |
| Just a little, bitch! | Barely a taste—my captive, come here! |
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| You've got a pussy | You bear the chalice, secret and unseen, |
| I have a dick, ah. | And I the scepter—there, the dance begins. |
| So what's the problem? | So what impedes us, what’s the hidden weight? |
| Let's do it quick! | Let us be swift, before desire abates! |
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| So take me now, before it's too late | So claim me now, before the hour turns cold, |
| Life's too short, so I can't wait | For life runs out as quick as wine we pour. |
| Take me now! Oh, don't you see? | Embrace me now! The answer to behold— |
| I can't get laid in Germany… | No lover’s hand finds mine on German shore… |
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| Too short, too tall? | Too short, too tall—the axis spins anew. |
| Doesn't matter, one size fits all | It matters not; one form will fit us two. |
| Zu groß, zu klein? | Too wide, too slight—what border bars the gate? |
| Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein | The barrier should rise, not hesitate. |
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| Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr | Fair maiden, do you hunger for delight? |
| Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr | A blitz of flesh—my weapon strikes the night. |
| Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut | With schnapps aflame, O bride of fleeting bloom, |
| Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut | Let bratwurst flower in your sauerkraut gloom. |
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| Just a little bit... | Only a taste—let longing linger near… |
| Be my little bitch! | Be my sly captive—come, draw near! |
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| You've got a pussy | You bear the chalice, secret and unseen, |
| I have a dick, ah | And I the scepter—there, the dance begins. |
| So what's the problem? | So what impedes us, what’s the hidden weight? |
| Let's do it quick! | Let us be swift, before desire abates! |
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| So take me now, before it's too late | So claim me now, before the hour turns cold, |
| Life's too short, so I can't wait | For life runs out as quick as wine we pour. |
| Take me now! Oh, don't you see? | Embrace me now! The answer to behold— |
| I can't get laid in Germany… | No lover’s hand finds mine on German shore… |
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| Germany! Germany! | Germany! O Germany— |
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| You've got a pussy | You bear the chalice, secret and unseen, |
| I have a dick, ah | And I the scepter—there, the dance begins. |
| So what's the problem? | So what impedes us, what’s the hidden weight? |
| Let's do it quick! | Let us be swift, before desire abates! |
| |
| You've got a pussy | You bear the chalice, secret and unseen, |
| I have a dick, ah | And I the scepter—there, the dance begins. |
| So what's the problem? | So what impedes us, what’s the hidden weight? |
| Let's do it quick! | Let us be swift, before desire abates! |
| |
| You've got a pussy | You bear the chalice, secret and unseen, |
| I have a dick, ah | And I the scepter—there, the dance begins. |
| So what's the problem? | So what impedes us, what’s the hidden weight? |
| Let's do it quick! | Let us be swift, before desire abates! |
| |
| So take me now, before it's too late | So claim me now, before the hour turns cold, |
| Life's too short, so I can't wait | For life runs out as quick as wine we pour. |
| Take me now! Oh, don't you see? | Embrace me now! The answer to behold— |
| I can't get laid in Germany… | No lover’s hand finds mine on German shore… |
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