Translation of the song lyrics Latviskā Virtuve - Pērkons

Latviskā Virtuve (original)

Latviskā virtuve
Suns ienāca virtuvē zagt
Kaķis ienāca virtuvē skrāpēt
Bite ienāca virtuvē dūkt
Tētis ienāca virtuvē sūkt
Futbolists ienāca virtuvē spert
Tuksnesis ienāca virtuvē dzert
Politiķis ienāca virtuvē, noskandēju «Latviskā virtuve!»
Latviskā virtuve!
Govs ienāca virtuvē dot pienu
Latvija ienāca virtuvē dot zemi
Brāļu tautas ienāca virtuvē klupt kaklā
Fanātiķis ienāca virtuvē spridzināt
Komunisms ienāca virtuvē ēst
Egoisms ienāca virtuvē rīt
Baznīca ienāca virtuvē
Baznīca ienāca ticēt
Mācītājs ienāca dvēseles zvejot
Baznīca ienāca ticēt
Mācītājs ienāca dvēseles zvejot
Trimda ienāca asimilēties
Trimda ienāca asimilēties
Audzinātāja ienāca uzspiest gribu
Audzējs ienāca pārlauzt ribu
Patmīlis traktors ienāca pabarot
Aizspriedumi ienāca nosodīt
Ezis ienāca virtuvē adīt
Bērns ienāca virtuvē ēst
Dieviņš ienāca virtuvē radīt
Šņore ienāca virtuvē piesieties
Milicis ienāca pārbaudīt mezglu
Lāčplēsis ienāca virtuvē cīnīties
Cinītis ienāca virtuvē brīnīties
Pods ienāca virtuvē izgāzties
Krusa ienāca virtuvē mirdzēt
Saule ienāca virtuvē spīdēt
Zelts ienāca virtuvē smirdēt
Zāģis ienāca virtuvē skaidroties
Valdība ienāca virtuvē zāģēt
Laulība ienāca virtuvē izšķirties
Pirmais dēls ienāca virtuvē izmirkt
Balons ienāca virtuvē uzpūsties
Latviskā virtuve!
Latviskā virtuve!
Mikrofons ienāca virtuvē noklausīties
Sega ienāca virtuvē nosegt
Cenzūra ienāca virtuvē strīpot
Cezūra ienāca virtuvē atvilkt elpu
Mīlestība ienāca kāpt augļos
Auglis ienāca virtuvē krist
Karaļi ienāca virtuvē kalpot
Kalps ienāca virtuvē sacelties
Pasaule ienāca virtuvē pasauļoties

(translation)

Latvian cuisine
The dog came into the kitchen to steal
The cat came into the kitchen to scratch
The bee came into the kitchen to drown
Dad came into the kitchen to suck
The footballer came into the kitchen to kick
The desert came into the kitchen to drink
The politician entered the kitchen, I sang "Latvian cuisine!"
Latvian cuisine!
The cow came into the kitchen to give milk
Latvia came into the kitchen to give land
The brethren came into the kitchen to stumble
A fanatic came into the kitchen to blow up
Communism came into the kitchen to eat
Selfishness entered the kitchen tomorrow
The church entered the kitchen
The church came to believe
The pastor came to fish for souls
The church came to believe
The pastor came to fish for souls
The exile came to assimilate
The exile came to assimilate
The educator came in to impose the will
The tumor came in to break the rib
The loving tractor came in to feed
Prejudice came to condemn
Hedgehog came into the kitchen to knit
The child came into the kitchen to eat
God came into the kitchen to create
The cord came into the kitchen to tie
The militiaman came in to check the knot
The bear came into the kitchen to fight
Cinītis came into the kitchen to wonder
The pot came into the kitchen to fail
Hail came into the kitchen to shine
The sun came into the kitchen to shine
Gold came into the kitchen to stink
The saw came into the kitchen to clear up
The government came into the kitchen to saw
The marriage came into the kitchen to settle
The first son came into the kitchen to soak
The balloon entered the kitchen to inflate
Latvian cuisine!
Latvian cuisine!
The microphone came into the kitchen to listen
The quilt came into the kitchen to cover
Censorship came into the kitchen to strip
Caesar came into the kitchen to catch his breath
Love came to climb the fruit
The fruit came into the kitchen to fall
Kings came into the kitchen to serve
The servant entered the kitchen to revolt
The world entered the kitchen to become world