Translation of the song lyrics Ne Volim Te - Hladno Pivo

Ne Volim Te (original)

Ustao sam ujutro s glavom nateklom
I zakačio malim nožnim prstom o stol
Spotaknuo se o tvoje papuče
U padu otkinuo zastor i glavom puk’o u radijator
Htio sam ti baciti vazu u glavu
Kad' si se probudila i poslala me k vragu
Al' sam u agoniji bola stenjao ispod stola
U grču se previjao kad mi je sinulo
Ne volim te nit' sam te ikad volio
Na tvoje omiljeno pitanje evo ti odgovor
Bio sam mlad i totalno zagorio
Tako je valjda sve to krenulo
Od samoće i dobrog sexa nastala je naša veza
Početni žar je bio zavidan
Da nisam svakoga dana otkrio još mana
Sad si u mojim očima samo još greška na nogama
Što se smiješ k’o hijena to me toliko ne smeta
Koliko neke druge navike
Nit' što vreće od tampona bacaš stalno s balkona
Samo jedno ipak ne razumijem
NIJE MI JASNO ŠTO NE ZATVARAŠ ZUBNU PASTU?!

(translation)

I got up in the morning with my head swollen
And he hung his little toe on the table
He tripped over your slippers
In the fall, he tore off the curtain and shot his head into the radiator
I wanted to throw a vase in your head
When you woke up and sent me to hell
But I groaned in agony of pain under the table
He was writhing in a spasm when it dawned on me
I don't love you nor have I ever loved you
Here is the answer to your favorite question
I was young and totally burnt out
I guess that's how it all started
From loneliness and good sex came our relationship
The initial zeal was enviable
If I hadn't discovered more flaws every day
Now in my eyes you are just another mistake on your feet
It doesn't bother me to laugh like a hyena
As much as some other habit
You don't throw tampon bags off the balcony all the time
Only one thing I still don't understand
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE NOT CLOSING TOOTHPASTE ?!