Translation of the song lyrics Messi - Hladno Pivo

Messi (original)

Moram te pitat jer te volim jako, nisam gej, ne bi te tako štapom
Ali gdje si našo tu uštogljenu snašu, koja ne kuži zajebanciju našu
Hiperkorektan ko Josipović Ivo, naručuješ samo malo pivo
Što duže te gledam više vjerujem, da to i nisi ti već neki alien
Koji ti ušo u bulju dok si buljio u nju
I mic po mic sjebo centar za vic
Ona te dribla ko Messi
Mašeš repom ko Lesi
Reci mi gdje smo tu mi
Moram te pitat jer te volim jako, nisam gej, ne bi te tako štapom
Ali gdje si našo tu uštogljenu snašu, koja ne kuži zajebanciju našu
Kužim godine stisle, i snove pokisle, sve duge veze na kraju bezveze
Pa sada pod pritiskom okoline, koristiš prvo lice množine
Mi ćemo ovo, mi ćemo ono
Mi planiramo, upravo biramo
Mi ćemo ovo, mi ćemo ono
Ona te dribla ko Messi
Mašeš repom ko Lesi
Reci mi gdje smo tu mi

(translation)

I have to ask you because I love you so much, I'm not gay, I wouldn't stick you like that
But where are you, our stiff daughter-in-law, who doesn't understand our joke
Hypercorrect like Josipović Ivo, you only order a little beer
The longer I look at you, the more I believe that you are not an alien
Which got you in the ass while you were staring at her
And mic by mic fucked the joke center
She dribbled you like Messi
You wag your tail like Lesie
Tell me where we are
I have to ask you because I love you so much, I'm not gay, I wouldn't stick you like that
But where are you, our stiff daughter-in-law, who doesn't understand our joke
I realize the years have shrunk, and dreams have soured, all long relationships end up in vain
So now under the pressure of the environment, you use the first person plural
We will do this, we will do that
We plan, we just choose
We will do this, we will do that
She dribbled you like Messi
You wag your tail like Lesie
Tell me where we are