Translation of the song lyrics Pravo Ja - Hladno Pivo

Pravo Ja (original)

U oglasu je velikim slovima pisalo: otkrijte svoje pravo ja
Otkrijte koliko sebe znate, mogućnost plaćanja u 3 rate
Rekoh sebi;
zašto nebi, nakon tol’ko godina upozn’o tog gospodina
Pa da s kolegom, super egom budem jing-jang u jednom tijelu
On je miran, bistrog uma balansiran ko nova guma
Ima stan u centru, zdravu jetru i još 101 kvalitetu
Častimo se sladoledom i on voli stracciatellu
I krenuh ja do telefona, naručit pravo ja za doma
Čuh;
halo i ostah smeten a što ako je on kreten?
Parazit, bez ideja?
Umjetnik, član HDZ-a?
Po cijeli dan na plejki, puši travu, voli reggae i zdravu hranu
Što ako pravo ja, odnosno on bude vel’ki fan Celine Dion?
Što ako mrzi žene il' je dužni samac koji će tražit mene da mu budem jamac
Ak' je Krilti Kerum vila Herbal Life il' nedaj Bože Rosie Right
Što ako nosi rajf?
Što ako nosi rajf?
Čuo sam: halo, halo i rekoh joj;
oprostite pogrešan broj

(translation)

The ad said in big letters: discover your true self
Discover how much you know yourself, the ability to pay in 3 installments
I said to myself;
why not, after so many years, meet that gentleman
So to be ying-yang in one body with a colleague, a super ego
He is calm, clear-minded and balanced like a new tire
It has an apartment in the center, a healthy liver and another 101 qualities
We treat ourselves to ice cream and he loves stracciatella
And I went to the phone, order the right one for home
Chuh;
hello and I'm confused and what if he's a jerk?
Parasite, no ideas?
An artist, a member of the HDZ?
All day long he smokes weed, smokes weed, loves reggae and healthy food
What if he or I is a big Celine Dion fan?
What if he hates women or owes a single man who will ask me to be his guarantor
If Krilti Kerum is the fairy of Herbal Life or God forbid Rosie Right
What if he wears a raffle?
What if he wears a raffle?
I heard: hello, hello and I told her;
sorry wrong number