Translation of the song lyrics Konobar - Hladno Pivo

Konobar (original)

Konobar zijeva, vani lagano sviće
A ja pijan k’o deva bih još naručio piće
Ali kakva blamaža, jezik lamata krivo
Ne zna kako se kaže pelin i pivo
Srećom nije seljober, pa da previše pita
Nego pametan ober što iz očiju čita
Svu moju bol mada nisam ni pisn’o
Pa stavlja na stol još jednom isto
I to je ta kap koja preljeva čašu
Plačem k’o slap dok naginjem flašu
Kad si dvojica tak' pašu to je bolje od seksa
Jedan dodaje čašu, a drugi eksa
Oni nije ni priglup, ni naravi škrte
I uvijek mi kriglu natoči do crte
Zašto sam ja uvijek ta jebena stranka
I zašto ti nisi bar s one strane šanka
Zašto sam ja uvijek ta jebena stranka
Zašto srodna duša mora baš biti muška???

Konobar (translation)

The waiter yawns, it's light outside
And I, drunk as a camel, would still order a drink
But what an embarrassment, the tongue is lame wrong
He doesn't know how to say wormwood and beer
Luckily he is not a farmer, so he asks too much
A clever ober that reads from the eyes
All my pain, even though I didn't scream
So he puts the same thing on the table one more time
And it’s that drop that spills over the glass
I cry like a waterfall as I tilt the bottle
When you're two like that, it's better than sex
One adds a glass and the other an ex
They are neither stupid nor stingy in nature
And he always pours my mug to the line
Why I'm always that fucking party
And why aren't you at least on the other side of the bar
Why I'm always that fucking party
Why does a soulmate have to be a man ???