| Tässä on viisi Eppua
| Here are five Eppu
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| Viisi kaunista heppua
| Five beautiful guys
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| Me soitamme rajulla tavalla
| We play in a fierce way
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| Ja näytämme hyvältä lavalla
| And we look good on stage
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| Jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay yay
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| On keikka-autossamme kaunis maali,
| Our touring car has a beautiful paint job,
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| Siinä lukee että Eppu Normaali
| It says Eppu Normali
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| Meillon asiat hyvässä jamassa
| Meillo's things are in a good mess
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| Ja pupukuvioita pyjamassa
| And bunny prints on pajamas
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| Jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay yay
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| Mitäs me pojat muista
| What about us boys remember
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| Tämä laulu kertoo Epuista
| This song is about Epui
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| Mitäs me bändeistä vieraista
| What about us guests from the bands
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| Niille voimme vaikka pieraista
| We can fart on them
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| Sillä viisituhatta fania
| For five thousand fans
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| Huutaa: Eput on ihania!
| Shouts: Eput is wonderful!
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| Jee jee jee!
| Yay yay yay!
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| Jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay yay
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| Nyt olemme päässeet rockbusinekseen
| Now we have reached the rock business
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| Nyt kävelemme kurkoina Epekseen
| Now we're walking to Epes
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| On askeleemme näin kepeä
| This is how light our steps are
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| Kun tottelemme vain Epeä
| When we only obey Epe
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| Jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay yay
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| Mitäs me pojat muista
| What about us boys remember
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| Tämä laulu kertoo Epuista
| This song is about Epui
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| Mitäs me bändeistä vieraista
| What about us guests from the bands
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| Niille voimme vaikka pieraista
| We can fart on them
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| Sillä viisituhatta fania
| For five thousand fans
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| Huutaa: Eput on ihania!
| Shouts: Eput is wonderful!
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| Jee jee jee!
| Yay yay yay!
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| Jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee
| Yay yay yay
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| Jee jee jee jee jee | Yay yay yay yay |