Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Cringe , by - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Release date: 31.07.2019
Song language: English
The Cringe |
| Some people are scared of goblins and ghosts |
| They shriek at a raven perched on a post |
| «Oh no!"they cry, «It's a spooky black cat!» |
| But there are so many things far more frightening than that |
| Like when I asked a woman I hadn’t seen in a while |
| How long she’d been pregnant, and there went her smile |
| Turns out she’d just gained weight. |
| «I'm so sorry,"I said |
| And when that memory fills me with horror and dread |
| I do the cringe! |
| Ugggh! |
| I do the cringe! |
| Ooooh! |
| More than a twinge |
| The thought leaves me aghast |
| Because nothing is as scary as what lurks in your past |
| Banshees and ghouls can give a good fright |
| But that’s not what keeps me up at night |
| I think about that time in bed with my ex |
| When I chuckled at his penis during sex |
| She does the cringe |
| It was a full-blown laugh |
| She does the cringe |
| It looked like a cute little puppet |
| She does the cringe |
| He went soft and cried |
| And that was the night their relationship died! |
| I told a date I lost my wallet so she would pay |
| I hooked up with the bassist of Sugar Ray |
| I got an angel tattoo on my upper thigh |
| I gave my mother’s eulogy completely high |
| See, everyone has sins they want to wash away |
| I came up with the town motto: «Live. |
| Work. |
| Play.» |
| We do the cringe |
| It was not my best work |
| We do the cringe |
| In fairness, I was also high |
| We do the cringe |
| Regret can be a blast |
| But nothing is as funky as what lurks in your past |
| Cringe dance! |
| Stupid! |
| Stupid! |
| Stupid! |
| Stupid! |
| Aaaaah! |
| We all have skeletons |
| Real and metaphorically |
| Wait, aren’t you the guy who murdered me? |
| What? |
| Nothing! |
| Cringe! |