Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Ping Pong Girl , by - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Release date: 02.03.2017
Song language: English
Ping Pong Girl |
| Whoa |
| Yeah |
| Okaaay |
| Hey! |
| Whoa |
| Bros |
| Beer |
| Sports! |
| When she walked into the ping pong hall |
| Casually tossing a ping pong ball |
| I could tell she’s the most perfect girl who’s ever existed |
| Dude! |
| Oh man, look at her pong that ping |
| When she plays she doesn’t care if anyone’s watching |
| She does it for herself, and that puts my fears to rest |
| Bro! |
| After each rally, she chugs beer instead of water |
| She’s so aloof it borders on cold |
| And that’s what makes me want her! |
| Ping pong girl |
| She’s so independent |
| This fantasy beats out flight attendant |
| She’s playing ping pong on her own terms |
| So I’m the pursuer! |
| Pursuer |
| Ping pong girl |
| Her forehand is a jet stream |
| And her backhand’s right out of a sex dream |
| And that’s the best messy bun |
| I’d ever seen in the world |
| My p-p-ping-pong girl |
| Girl |
| Girl |
| Dudes sing these kinds of songs! |
| Whoa |
| Bro |
| Sega |
| Jock itch! |
| When she serves the ball, look how she throws it |
| She’s so hot but she doesn’t know it |
| She probably just found that outfit laying around |
| Look at her skill on the ping-pong…uh, court? |
| Nothing’s hotter than a chick who’s good at sports! |
| Whoa! |
| She scored a thousand points! |
| I think I love her |
| That’s a lot of points! |
| Ping pong shows that she has control over her body |
| But it doesn’t threaten my masculinity like basketball or hockey! |
| Ping-pong girl |
| She’s like Serena or Venus! |
| Just watching her swing affects my penis |
| You know us dudes |
| We love to talk about our penises |
| Our penises |
| Ping pong girl |
| She is so indifferent |
| It makes me want a tangible commitment |
| She and I should give a 30-year mortgage a whirl! |
| My p-p-ping pong girl |
| Girl |
| Girl |
| Girl |
| Marriage! |
| Girl |
| Girl |
| Let’s share a Costco card! |