Lyrics Love's Not A Game - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

Love's Not A Game

How dare you play with love?
Have you no decency?
Love is what created him, and him, and her, and me
How dare you play with love?
Is nothing sacred to you, ladysir?
I think the word is just «ma'am.»
Love is what unites me and you and him and her and him and him and me as well
JK LOL
Let’s do this!
Love’s not a game, love’s not a game
None of us would ever say love’s a game
That would be bad, you can be sure-a
But I’m in the mood to wear this cool fedora
Love’s not a game, love’s not a game
We would never play with love like it’s a game
But if we did
And that would be wrong
We’d put 30 bucks down that Josh has the biggest schlong
Oh, interesting, I’ll double that
I’ll triple that
Love is not Olympians sprinting down courses
They’re our dear friends, they are not horses
Their love is pure, groom meets bride
So we’d never soil it with a death pool on the side
Josh, age 52, parasailing accident
That’s so smart.
Same
Love’s an endgame, but it’s not a game
Our mouths keep saying that, but our hands need change
Put 30 on red, poetically
For red’s the color of a heart that beats free
Red is also Greg
It’s Greg
We definitely shouldn’t do this
We definitely shouldn’t do this
This is bad, this is bad
We’re going to hell, this is bad
I will give my counsel as a graduate of priest school
Preschool?
No, priest school
I just talked to Jesus, and he said that it’s cool
Jesus said it’s cool!
Bills, bills, broadway playbills
Flops only appreciate over time
Odds!
Sixes!
Dice!
Monogamy!
Love’s not a game, love’s not a game
That being said, let’s make it rain
While Cupid flies in from above
The group mind has decided to bet on love
Love’s not a game, love’s not a game
Love’s not a game, Josh should be wary of parasails