| If you ever need a favor in fifty years
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| Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl
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| If you’re crying off your makeup with all your tears
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| Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl
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| If you ever have an issue
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| She always has a tissue
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| She keeps 'em in her Prada bag
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| No matter if you wanna scream
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| Or if you need some wrinkle cream
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| She also keeps that in her Prada bag
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| If you ever need a favor in fifty years
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| Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl
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| If you’re paralyzed by your deepest fears
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| Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl
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| If your honored for your mitzvahs
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| Call your Camp Kavetcha sisters
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| If she’s famous and she’s distant
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| Get in touch with her assistant
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| If you still can’t find her
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| Have your daughter’s goyish friend remind her
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| That when you’re in a pinch, we’ll getcha
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| 'Cause we’re always there, you betcha
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| I’m so glad I metcha
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| Here at swanky Camp Kavetcha
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| If you need me I’ll come running
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| 'Cause our parents spent the money
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| To make us all Camp Kavetcha girls!
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| My dad’s a dentist/banker |