Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree, artist - Bob Rivers. Album song White Trash Christmas, in the genre Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree |
| At the grocery parking lot |
| Every thing over 4 foot 3 |
| Is 'bout hundred bucks a pop |
| Schlepin' around for a Christmas tree |
| And I still haven’t found a thing |
| In a trailer I met some drunken' guy |
| And we did some haggling |
| People get that ornamental feelin' every year, |
| Mom’s and Dad’s and kids all happy |
| Till they get their hands all scratched and sappy |
| Shoppin' around for Christmas trees |
| What a crappy holiday |
| Today they smell so fresh and green |
| They’ll be dead on Christmas Day |
| You will get that ornamental feeling every year |
| When you find a tree that looks real jolly, |
| If you turn it round, it’s as brown as Charlie’s |
| Choppin' down my Christmas tree |
| In a true old-fashioned way |
| Toppin' it off with a Spotted Owl |
| And make hasty get away |
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