
Date of issue: 29.08.2005
Record label: Warner Stategic Marketing
Song language: English
Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree |
At the grocery parking lot |
Every thing over 4 foot 3 |
Is 'bout hundred bucks a pop |
Schlepin' around for a Christmas tree |
And I still haven’t found a thing |
In a trailer I met some drunken' guy |
And we did some haggling |
People get that ornamental feelin' every year, |
Mom’s and Dad’s and kids all happy |
Till they get their hands all scratched and sappy |
Shoppin' around for Christmas trees |
What a crappy holiday |
Today they smell so fresh and green |
They’ll be dead on Christmas Day |
You will get that ornamental feeling every year |
When you find a tree that looks real jolly, |
If you turn it round, it’s as brown as Charlie’s |
Choppin' down my Christmas tree |
In a true old-fashioned way |
Toppin' it off with a Spotted Owl |
And make hasty get away |
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