Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Minimum Wage , by - Bob Rivers. Song from the album Best Of Twisted Tunes Vol. 1, in the genre Release date: 10.11.1997
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
Minimum Wage |
| -Welcome to BurgerDoodle, can I have your order please? |
| -Oh yes. |
| I’d like a Spiffy Burger with low fat cheese and an order of seasoned |
| curly fries but only if they’re cooked in virgin peanut oil. |
| -Ummm, $ 7.42 at the second window. |
| Drive through please. |
| I work on a deep fryer, at a fast food chain |
| And my employers, Crack the whip and the chains |
| But what do I get, For my pay? |
| A couple dollars, is just pocket change |
| If I save my dough, For a month or so |
| I couldn’t buy a can of coke, It’s a joke! |
| Despite a measly raise, I am starvin' on minimum wage |
| Despite a measly raise, I am starvin' on minimum wage |
| I slave every day but I can’t afford a date with a babe |
| Despite a measly raise, I am starvin' on minimum wage |
| I can’t afford to have no fun |
| So I’m spitting on your toasted bun |
| I’ve made this one especially for you |
| -Yeah, I’ll hold the pickle for ya, pal |
| -How about some special sauce, huh? |
| Enjoy the lung butter |
| -There you go, sir, enjoy your burger! |