Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Take a Whack on the U.S. Side, artist - Bob Rivers. Album song Best Of Twisted Tunes Vol. 1, in the genre Date of issue: 10.11.1997
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
Take a Whack on the U.S. Side |
| Pedro wanted to move to East LA |
| And he smuggled his friends across to the USA |
| He ran a roadblock on the way |
| Hit the gas and we started to flee |
| He said 'Hey man, let’s lead the cops on a wild ride.' |
| I said 'Hey man, let’s ditch the truck down a riverside.' |
| Aight. |
| You know? |
| I mean is seemed like a pretty good idea at the time, you know |
| 'Pull over so we can beat you senseless.' |
| Captain must’ve needed a vacation |
| He bottles up his tensions and frustrations |
| He took batting practice on our heads |
| He must’ve got up on the wrong side of the bed |
| I said, 'Ow man!' |
| I took a whack on the backside, ya know? |
| He said, 'Hey Chico, here’s a whack from the US side.' |
| Then he pinned me down with his |
| Boot b-boot boot b-boot boot |
| His boot his boot his big black boot |
| You know, with the heel on it and he ground it into my back and stuff. |
| I said, 'Ow man ease up a little okay |
| Don’t shoot, doo doo doo doo doo doo |
| Don’t shoot, doo doo doo doo doo doo |
| Don’t shoot, doo doo doo doo doo doo |
| Don’t shoot, doo doo doo doo doo doo |
| Don’t shoot, doo doo doo doo doo doo |
| 'Hey does this look like I’m resisting arrest to you? |
| I mean let’s talk about |
| it. |
| 'I mean how much more down on the ground do got to get, you know? |
| Geez, I’m halfway to China now, man.' |
| Yeah but then this really' Something |
| really screwy happened. |
| Check this out |
| Pedro was making his break between the trees |
| And I was taking a nightstick across the knees |
| Hey, but they caught it all on video |
| And now it’s gonna cost 'em a lot of dough, man |
| I said, 'See? |
| I got a whack on the US side.' |
| I said, 'Hey Mr. Cameraman Get a shot of my good side, huh.' |
| So that way I can sue, s-sue, s-sue |
| Hey I’m gonna sue |
| I’m gonna get a lot of money |
| It is like I’m winning the lotto, you know |
| Hey they should have learned from the last guy |
| Rodney King! |
| Rodney King! |
| Rodney King, man! |
| You know? |
| 'Hey, can’t we all just get along, you know? |
| Is this too much to ask? |
| 'Ow man! |
| Ease up a little bit, ok. |
| Geez man! |
| What, do they send you to school |
| for that stuff man? |
| 'You know you should play for the Dodgers, man. |
| They could use a guy with a |
| swing like that |
| 'Hey, does anybody got Johnny Cochran’s phone number, man? |
| Yeah, |
| I’ll take Shapiro’s it don’t matter' |