Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Beat up Old Jetliner , by - Bob Rivers. Song from the album Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, in the genre Release date: 10.11.1997
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Beat up Old Jetliner , by - Bob Rivers. Song from the album Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, in the genre Beat up Old Jetliner |
| Twisted Tune’s Greatest Hits Vol. |
| 2 |
| Beat-Up Old Jet Liner |
| Goodbye to all my friends I’ve known |
| And the travel agents I trusted. |
| I’m riding along in this beat up old plane. |
| Look out the window, all the rivits are rusted. |
| The ground crew is pushing us backwards |
| On that rickety F10−11 |
| I’m feeling around for my floatation device |
| And when the safety film is showing, I’m paying close attention… |
| Beat up old jet liner |
| Don’t carry me too far today… |
| Oh, beat up old jet liner |
| Cause it’s here that I’d rather stay… |
| Bouncing around in a thunder cloud… |
| Landing gear won’t come down. |
| My seat back is up, and my seatbelt is on |
| I see the fire crews spreading foam on the ground. |
| If I get to my final destination |
| My next flight will surely be free… |
| But never again will I go back up in that |
| Piece of shit just to save a few pennies… |
| Beat up old jet liner |
| Don’t carry me too far today |
| Oh, beat up old jet liner |
| Cause it’s home that I’d rather stay |
| Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah… |
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