Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Beat up Old Jetliner, artist - Bob Rivers. Album song Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, in the genre
Date of issue: 10.11.1997
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
Beat up Old Jetliner |
Twisted Tune’s Greatest Hits Vol. |
2 |
Beat-Up Old Jet Liner |
Goodbye to all my friends I’ve known |
And the travel agents I trusted. |
I’m riding along in this beat up old plane. |
Look out the window, all the rivits are rusted. |
The ground crew is pushing us backwards |
On that rickety F10−11 |
I’m feeling around for my floatation device |
And when the safety film is showing, I’m paying close attention… |
Beat up old jet liner |
Don’t carry me too far today… |
Oh, beat up old jet liner |
Cause it’s here that I’d rather stay… |
Bouncing around in a thunder cloud… |
Landing gear won’t come down. |
My seat back is up, and my seatbelt is on |
I see the fire crews spreading foam on the ground. |
If I get to my final destination |
My next flight will surely be free… |
But never again will I go back up in that |
Piece of shit just to save a few pennies… |
Beat up old jet liner |
Don’t carry me too far today |
Oh, beat up old jet liner |
Cause it’s home that I’d rather stay |
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah… |