Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I'm Dressin' up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole), artist - Bob Rivers. Album song Twisted Christmas, in the genre I'm Dressin' up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole) |
| I’m Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas |
| As soon as I can get out on parole |
| I’ll hang out on your street |
| Your kids I’d love to meet |
| As soon as I get out of this rat hole |
| And I won’t mind just sliding down your chimney |
| Cause I just spent fifteen years a-shovelin' coal |
| I’m Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas |
| As soon as I can get out on parole |
| I’m anxious to get out among the living |
| And I’m makin' up a list of those to see |
| Duded up in red and white |
| Instead of these old stripes |
| Just think of how surprised they’re gonna be |
| The old home town will sure be glad to see me |
| Cause by now it slipped their minds how much I stole |
| And I’m Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas |
| As soon as I can get out on parole |
| I’m careful to be on my best behavior |
| Cause the warden’s watching every thing I do |
| Thank God he didn’t see |
| That fight in cell block 3 |
| Or I’d be stuck here till I’m 92 |
| Just a few more questions from that nice committee |
| Then through those rusty gates I’ll proudly stroll |
| And I’m Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas |
| As soon as I can get out on parole |
| Just as soon as I can get out on parole |
| I’m Home! |
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