| If God had long hair
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| And a goatee,
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| And if his eyes looked pretty glazed...
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| If He looked spaced out
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| Would you buy his story?
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| Would you believe he had an eye infection?
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| And yeah, yeah, God looks baked
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| Yeah, yeah, God smells good,
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...
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| What if God smoked cannabis?
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| Hit the bong like some of us?
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| Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
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| And he subscribed to Rolling Stone?
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| When God made this place,
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| In the beginning,
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| Did He plant any seeds?
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| Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
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| So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake
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| Was always offering?
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| And yeah, yeah... God rolls great,
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| Yeah, yeah, God smells good,
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...
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| What if God smoked cannabis?
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| Do you suppose he had a buzz
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| When he made the platypus
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| When he created earth, our home?
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| Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
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| And do you think He rolls His own
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| Up there in heaven on the throne?
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| And when the saints go marching home,
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| Does he just sits and smokes a bowl? |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song What If God Smoked Cannabis? , by - Bob Rivers. Song from the album Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, in the genre