Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song What If God Smoked Cannabis?, artist - Bob Rivers. Album song Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, in the genre Date of issue: 10.11.1997
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
What If God Smoked Cannabis? |
| If God had long hair |
| And a goatee, |
| And if his eyes looked pretty glazed... |
| If He looked spaced out |
| Would you buy his story? |
| Would you believe he had an eye infection? |
| And yeah, yeah, God looks baked |
| Yeah, yeah, God smells good, |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah... |
| What if God smoked cannabis? |
| Hit the bong like some of us? |
| Drove a tie-dyed microbus, |
| And he subscribed to Rolling Stone? |
| When God made this place, |
| In the beginning, |
| Did He plant any seeds? |
| Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve, |
| So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake |
| Was always offering? |
| And yeah, yeah... God rolls great, |
| Yeah, yeah, God smells good, |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah... |
| What if God smoked cannabis? |
| Do you suppose he had a buzz |
| When he made the platypus |
| When he created earth, our home? |
| Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones? |
| And do you think He rolls His own |
| Up there in heaven on the throne? |
| And when the saints go marching home, |
| Does he just sits and smokes a bowl? |