| Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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| Jingling all the way
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| Oh what fun it is to ride
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| grab a boat to east LA
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| It’s just a white Christmas (hello my man)
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| I’m leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men
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| You mean Santa, that boy’s a bitch
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| He caught my mom «Christmas cheatin'"tryin' to give her kiss
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| Fo' real he’s no joke, that guy don’t play
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| He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh
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| Laughing all the way, but he’s not laughing today
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| Jingle more than his bells, even the elves with pay
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| COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK’S A GONNER!
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| We’ll be snacking on deer, EATIN' Blitzen and Donor
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| Not a question of when, not even a maybe
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| Have a drunk Mrs. Clause saying, «Jingling Baby!»
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| Give a new meaning to «ho, ho, ho»
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| Shake that ass girl, bump your booty in the snow
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| So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
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| We’ll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you cold
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| Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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| Jingling all the way
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| Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey
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| Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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| Jingling all the way
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| Oh what fun it is to ride
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| grab a boat to east LA
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| Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
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| Grab Rudolph’s horns, see how far they bend
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| When the snow turns bad, hand jacks off in bed
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| Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friend
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| Oh, Santa Claus did molest me last night
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| In fact, could have me listed as 'naughty' twice
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| Not cuz' of the fight, or the Christmas gift hype,
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| Because of the nog, I left on his white
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| It’s time for old nick to move and retire
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| Or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire
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| Yes I’m that bad, Yes, I’m that crued
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| I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude
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| All the cookies and milk, simply quite jk
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| I mean, when’s the last time you’ve seen your dick
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| I don’t mean to throw a fit and I’m not one to bitch
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| But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit
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| (Bob Rivers as Eminem:)
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| Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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| Jingling all the way
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| Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey
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| Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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| Jingling all the way
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| Oh what fun it is to ride
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| Grab a boat to east LA
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| (yo)
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| Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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| Jingling all the way
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| Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey
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| (yo, yo)
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| Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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| Jingling all the way
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| Oh what fun it is to ride
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| grab a boat to east la |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? , by - Bob Rivers. Song from the album White Trash Christmas, in the genre