Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Middle Age Waistline, artist - Bob Rivers. Album song Best Of Twisted Tunes Vol. 1, in the genre Date of issue: 10.11.1997
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
Middle Age Waistline |
| I eat Mrs. Fields, I snack between meals |
| You can see my crack above my Levis |
| I don’t need to diet yo prove I’m light |
| And I don’t peel the skin off of my chicken |
| Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah |
| Deep fry, don’t exercise |
| And grow that middle age waistline |
| It salivates my glands to smell a fresh roast ham |
| So put out the butter and pass the rolls right over |
| A second helping here, a hefty mug of beer |
| Let’s get some dinner before the food gets colder |
| Middle age waistline, I got a spandex waistband |
| Middle age waistline oh yeah |
| Not a crumb gets wasted |
| My belts busted! |