
Date of issue: 10.11.1997
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
Read It in the Tabloids |
I bet you’re wondering how I knew |
That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through |
Was waiting in line at the grocery store |
Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore |
And it took me by surprise I must say |
When I found out the Pope was gay |
I read it in the tabloids |
Elvis Presley’s doing just fine |
They put it in the tabloids |
Got a look at Fergi’s boobs, my my |
Honey, honey, yeah |
You know JFK didn’t really die |
They got a picture and he looks all right |
And Ross Perot’s hanging out with ET |
This woman had a kid at a hundred and three |
And you could have seen it all for yourself |
'Cause it’s right there upon the shelf |
Oh, I read it in the tabloids |
You know Madonna used to be a boy |
I saw it in the tabloids |
Right next to a cure for hemorrhoids |
Honey, honey, yeah |
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