Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Read It in the Tabloids, artist - Bob Rivers. Album song Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, in the genre Date of issue: 10.11.1997
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
Read It in the Tabloids |
| I bet you’re wondering how I knew |
| That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through |
| Was waiting in line at the grocery store |
| Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore |
| And it took me by surprise I must say |
| When I found out the Pope was gay |
| I read it in the tabloids |
| Elvis Presley’s doing just fine |
| They put it in the tabloids |
| Got a look at Fergi’s boobs, my my |
| Honey, honey, yeah |
| You know JFK didn’t really die |
| They got a picture and he looks all right |
| And Ross Perot’s hanging out with ET |
| This woman had a kid at a hundred and three |
| And you could have seen it all for yourself |
| 'Cause it’s right there upon the shelf |
| Oh, I read it in the tabloids |
| You know Madonna used to be a boy |
| I saw it in the tabloids |
| Right next to a cure for hemorrhoids |
| Honey, honey, yeah |