Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Osama Got Run over by a Reindeer , by - Bob Rivers. Song from the album White Trash Christmas, in the genre Osama Got Run over by a Reindeer |
| Osama got run over by a reindeer |
| Right outside his cave on Christmas Eve |
| Some folks say there’s no such thing as Santa |
| But now even the Taliban believe |
| Osama thought we’d never find him |
| But even little children know |
| Santa knows who’s been real naughty |
| In those hard Afgani mountains capped with snow |
| Al-Qaeda found him Christmas morning |
| Face down on that mountain pass |
| There were hoof marks on his turban |
| And a broken reindeer antler up his oh-ho-ho-ho-ho |
| Osama got run over by a reindeer |
| Being near his cave door on Christmas Eve |
| You can say there’s no such thing as karma |
| But if you saw those hoof marks you’d believe |
| (Sing it) |
| Osama got run over by a reindeer |
| Now he’s not around on Christmas day |
| He was hopin he’d be meeting Allah |
| The only thing he met was Santa’s sleigh |
| Merry Christmas |
| Ooh, that’s gotta hurt! |
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