![Osama Got Run over by a Reindeer - Bob Rivers](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/3284751074883925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 29.08.2005
Record label: Warner Stategic Marketing
Song language: English
Osama Got Run over by a Reindeer |
Osama got run over by a reindeer |
Right outside his cave on Christmas Eve |
Some folks say there’s no such thing as Santa |
But now even the Taliban believe |
Osama thought we’d never find him |
But even little children know |
Santa knows who’s been real naughty |
In those hard Afgani mountains capped with snow |
Al-Qaeda found him Christmas morning |
Face down on that mountain pass |
There were hoof marks on his turban |
And a broken reindeer antler up his oh-ho-ho-ho-ho |
Osama got run over by a reindeer |
Being near his cave door on Christmas Eve |
You can say there’s no such thing as karma |
But if you saw those hoof marks you’d believe |
(Sing it) |
Osama got run over by a reindeer |
Now he’s not around on Christmas day |
He was hopin he’d be meeting Allah |
The only thing he met was Santa’s sleigh |
Merry Christmas |
Ooh, that’s gotta hurt! |
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