Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Mr. Magoo, artist - Bob Rivers. Album song Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, in the genre Date of issue: 10.11.1997
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
Mr. Magoo |
| Got a flat in Timbuktu |
| Waiting for AAA |
| And I saw that single headlight through the rain |
| Flagged the geezer in the car down |
| He was going the wrong way |
| We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes |
| He pulled a quick u-turn |
| And hit a pickup from Montana |
| While plowin' down a fire hydrant too |
| Windshield wipers slappin' time |
| As he committed several traffic crimes |
| This man’s like a one man wreckin' crew |
| Speedin’s just a little bit of what he put me through |
| He went off the road and hit a tree |
| Yeah drivin' can’t be easy when you’re 4 foot 2 |
| Drivin’s not that difficult to do |
| But it’s difficult to do if you’re Mr. Magoo |
| When we drove right through a coal mine |
| And hit a school bus filled with nuns |
| We dragged along a string of traffic poles |
| Through all kinds of weather |
| Through eighteen hit and runs |
| I still love that baby |
| Kept us on the run |
| One day he lost his specs |
| Oh lord! |
| He let 'em slip away |
| Still lookin' for them glasses |
| I hope he finds them |
| Well I’d trade all of my tomorrows for some Dramamine today |
| I just hope they know which body bag is mine |
| Speedin’s just a little bit of what he put me through |
| His drivin', you know it scared the pee right out of me, yeah |
| He' s swervin' and he’s weaving', and he doesn’t have a clue |
| You know divan’s not that difficult to do |
| But it’s difficult to do if you’re Mr. Magoo |
| Oh, lucky for us I know a little used shortcut |
| Oh look out, oh look out |
| Oh look out, oh look out |
| Oh look out, watch out now |
| Mr. Magoo |