Lyrics Me and Mrs. Claus - Bob Rivers

Me and Mrs. Claus

Me and Mrs. Claus
We got a thing going on
We both know that it’s naughty
But when Santa’s gone
We’re loose at the North Pole now
We meet every Christmas Eve, as Kris Kringle leaves
The reindeer team’s in the air
Sexy toys making all kinds of noise
While the jack-in-the-box displays her mistletoe thong
Me and Mrs. Claus
Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus
We’ve got a thing going on
We’ve gotta be extra careful
We’ve got those toys to build
And I’m just a Santa’s workshop guy
I want to sneak off and unwrap you
Behind the old man’s sleigh
Same time as last year
Rudolph knows and Frosty knows
And even Hermey knows that it’s wrong