Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I'm a Weight Watcher, artist - Bob Rivers. Album song Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, in the genre Date of issue: 10.11.1997
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
I'm a Weight Watcher |
| I’m a Weight Watcher, |
| I’m a Weight Watcher, |
| Watchin' food go by. |
| My, my, my. |
| I’m a Weight Watcher, |
| I’m a plate watcher. |
| Here comes a cream pie |
| Mmmm, mmm, mmm. |
| I was just a boy |
| When I tried to eat my toy. |
| Couldn’t reacy my toes |
| To put my shoes on. |
| But now I’m 28, |
| I’m big, fat, and overweight. |
| I’ve got a new pastime to chew on. |
| I’m a Weight Watcher, |
| I’m a plate watcher. |
| Watchin' food go by, |
| My, my, my. |
| Plate of cheese nachos. |
| I gotta watch those. |
| Here come some now. |
| Mmm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm. |
| Oh, no, none for me, thanks. |
| Watchin' my figure. |
| Oh, they look delicious. |
| No, no, no, no. |
| Oh, they smell good, too. |
| Mmm… I shouldn’t, I really shouldn’t. |
| You make these yourself? |
| Well, maybe just two |