Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I Am Santa Claus , by - Bob Rivers. Song from the album Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set, in the genre I Am Santa Claus |
| Flying Through the snow |
| Can you hear him ho ho ho |
| He’s so full of cheer |
| Only has to work one day a year |
| Children in their beds |
| Visions of sugar plums fill their heads |
| So many kids out there |
| Santa must be a billionare |
| Red suit, boots of black |
| Big sack of toys hanging off his back |
| How much does he weigh |
| How do the reindeer pull his sleigh |
| Nobody sees him |
| As he travels the world |
| Leaving his presents |
| For the good boys and girls |
| Ho ho ho ho ho |
| Sees every move you make |
| Better be good for goodness sake |
| Leave him cookies and beer |
| He’ll be back to your house first next year |
| I am Santa Claus |
| Ho ho ho ho ho |
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