Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song How It Feels (To Be Old) , by - Bob Rivers. Song from the album Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, in the genre Release date: 10.11.1997
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song How It Feels (To Be Old) , by - Bob Rivers. Song from the album Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, in the genre How It Feels (To Be Old) |
| Lately all the songs I write |
| Are slow and on the mellow side |
| I used to stand on MTV |
| But now they bring a chair for me |
| Let me get a tube of ointment |
| Let’s rub my achy joints |
| And turn my hearing aid loud |
| And throw Depends into the crowd |
| This must be how it feels |
| This must be how it feels |
| To get old |
| If I try to play hard rock |
| It’d probably put me into shock |
| Don’t expect no big drum fills |
| The drummer’s lost his motor skills |
| So let’s get to the point |
| I’m as mellow as the Doobies |
| And when I head to the commode |
| I just pray that I can go |
| And this must be how it feels |
| To be old |
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