Lyrics Bowel Moves - Bob Rivers

Bowel Moves

I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds
Pants too tight, seams bustin' out
Just had a big burrito with beans and rice
Salsa on top, with some extra spice
Lots of extra spice
Out there in the bathroom where the air gets heavy
Sat on the cold seat, thought I was ready
Workin' on crosswords and readin' the news
Workin' on a bowel move
Tryin' to move some backed-up drive-through food
Workin' on a bowel move
And it was takin' time
Unhhhhhhhhh
I was up last night tryin' to make some thunder
How long would it take?
I sat and wondered
Started readin' a magazine from 1962…
Yet I’m waitin' on a bowel move
'Cause I’m all bound up from cheese that’s turned to glue
Prayin' for a bowel move
I’m out of paper again
Bowel move
Unhhhh…
(Bowel move) Ain’t it funny how it takes so much time…
(Bowel move) For a bowel move
(Bowel move) I wanna remember;
I wanna remember;
I wanna remember
(Bowel move) I should have brought my camera
Ohhh ohhhh…
Ooooooooo hunh…
Ohhhhhh yeah, yeah, yeah… heah…
Uh huh…
Huh huh…