Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bowel Moves, artist - Bob Rivers. Album song Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2, in the genre Date of issue: 10.11.1997
Record label: Atlantic
Song language: English
Bowel Moves |
| I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds |
| Pants too tight, seams bustin' out |
| Just had a big burrito with beans and rice |
| Salsa on top, with some extra spice |
| Lots of extra spice |
| Out there in the bathroom where the air gets heavy |
| Sat on the cold seat, thought I was ready |
| Workin' on crosswords and readin' the news |
| Workin' on a bowel move |
| Tryin' to move some backed-up drive-through food |
| Workin' on a bowel move |
| And it was takin' time |
| Unhhhhhhhhh |
| I was up last night tryin' to make some thunder |
| How long would it take? |
| I sat and wondered |
| Started readin' a magazine from 1962… |
| Yet I’m waitin' on a bowel move |
| 'Cause I’m all bound up from cheese that’s turned to glue |
| Prayin' for a bowel move |
| I’m out of paper again |
| Bowel move |
| Unhhhh… |
| (Bowel move) Ain’t it funny how it takes so much time… |
| (Bowel move) For a bowel move |
| (Bowel move) I wanna remember; |
| I wanna remember; |
| I wanna remember |
| (Bowel move) I should have brought my camera |
| Ohhh ohhhh… |
| Ooooooooo hunh… |
| Ohhhhhh yeah, yeah, yeah… heah… |
| Uh huh… |
| Huh huh… |