
Date of issue: 29.08.2005
Record label: Warner Stategic Marketing
Song language: English
Aquaclaus |
Sitting in a department store |
Bribing little kids with peppermint |
Sweat on his bulbous nose |
Rubber boots and silly velvet clothes |
Hey Santa Claus |
Steaming like a roast duck |
Spitting out of pieces of his bearded fluff |
Hey Santa Claus |
Do what you’re told |
And mind your dad and mummy |
And I’ll put a little puppy ‘neath your tree |
Santa Claus my friend |
Did you think this job was easy? |
You poor old sod, you jolly s.o.b |
In the first week of December |
They’ll come to crush his knees |
When the kids are tugging upon his beard |
He screams in agony |
Schnapps is thick on his dog breath |
His belly’s big and round |
And he’ll dress up like a rabbit in the spring |
Ho ho ho ho |
Fa la la la |
Fa la la la la la la la |
Fa la la la la la la |
Fa la la la |
Sitting in a Walmart |
Giving out canes of peppermint |
Spitting out his ho ho hoes |
Sticky fingers smearing rented clothes |
Hey, Santa Claus |
Dying in that hot suit |
Ho ho ho ho Santa Claus |
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