Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Aquaclaus, artist - Bob Rivers. Album song White Trash Christmas, in the genre Date of issue: 29.08.2005
Record label: Warner Stategic Marketing
Song language: English
Aquaclaus |
| Sitting in a department store |
| Bribing little kids with peppermint |
| Sweat on his bulbous nose |
| Rubber boots and silly velvet clothes |
| Hey Santa Claus |
| Steaming like a roast duck |
| Spitting out of pieces of his bearded fluff |
| Hey Santa Claus |
| Do what you’re told |
| And mind your dad and mummy |
| And I’ll put a little puppy ‘neath your tree |
| Santa Claus my friend |
| Did you think this job was easy? |
| You poor old sod, you jolly s.o.b |
| In the first week of December |
| They’ll come to crush his knees |
| When the kids are tugging upon his beard |
| He screams in agony |
| Schnapps is thick on his dog breath |
| His belly’s big and round |
| And he’ll dress up like a rabbit in the spring |
| Ho ho ho ho |
| Fa la la la |
| Fa la la la la la la la |
| Fa la la la la la la |
| Fa la la la |
| Sitting in a Walmart |
| Giving out canes of peppermint |
| Spitting out his ho ho hoes |
| Sticky fingers smearing rented clothes |
| Hey, Santa Claus |
| Dying in that hot suit |
| Ho ho ho ho Santa Claus |