
Date of issue: 18.10.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Comedy Central
Song language: English
WORDS WORDS WORDS |
I’m a feminine Eminem, a slim shady lady |
But nice 'cause I texted Haiti |
90 lady cops on the road and I’m arrested for doing 80 |
Like hamlet, all about «words, words, words» |
Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds |
I’m a gay sea otter |
I blow other dudes out of the water |
I’m the man muffin, divin', muffin |
Cold and fly like an arctic puffin |
Puffin whacky tobaccy |
Hating other rappers like I’m Helga Pataki |
And I’ve been rocking this mic before electricity |
Way back in 1000 BCE — that’s before the common era (era era) |
I can’t be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up |
Chick’s got a Dixie cup, I gotta dick full of helium, I’ll fuck you up |
A boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person |
I give the perspective a switch and Bo talks in the third person |
Just relax, if you wanna know me, here’s two facts |
I hate catchy choruses and I’m a hypocrite |
Hungry hungry hypocrite |
I hate catchy choruses and I’m a hypocrite |
Met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day |
But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doing the YMCA |
We balling, Asian, Wii bowling, prostate cancer semi-colon |
Find that hole like I’m Stephen Hawking |
Atticus Finch, killing, mocking |
Cry like a child would, you raped my childhood |
Just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie’s colon |
To relax my mind I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and |
Rhyming, mathematical timing, syntax impacts the intact hymen |
I’m an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider |
Fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider |
I thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis |
I spit gold bars 'cause I was molested by my uncle Midas |
Gay dads blow pops, another sucker |
Oedipus was the first motherfucker |
I hate catchy choruses and I’m a hypocrite |
Hungry hungry hypocrite |
I hate catchy choruses and I’m a hypocrite |
We the people of the USA |
Jose, we’re not talking to you, esé |
We got a border in order to keep you out |
It’s what my NYU essay’s about |
'Cause we’re, xenophobic warrior princess |
Molested by my uncle Sam, is that incest? |
«I WANT YOU"to smell my finger |
Does my nephew’s scent still linger? |
South of queers, north of hell |
The queer ones suck and the brown ones smell |
We guard the border and we guard it well |
But some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell |
Did I say liberty? |
I meant taco, paco, hey you better let that rock go |
'Cause in real life Goliath wins |
And then sells all the silk that the widow spins |
One more time |
I hate catchy choruses and I’m a hypocrite |
Hungry hungry hypocrite |
I hate catchy choruses and I’m a hypocrite |
Bitches and hoes, Bo’s hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes |
Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist |
Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist |
So take off your bras and burn 'em or you can let me burn 'em |
Take off your bras and burn 'em, or you can let Bo Burnham burn 'em |
Take off your bras and burn 'em, you can let me burn 'em |
Take off your bras and burn 'em, (burn 'em) you can let Bo Burnham burn 'em |
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