| The world is changing
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| The planet’s heating up
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| What the fuck is going on?
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| Rearranging
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| It’s like everything happened all at once
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| Um, what the fuck is going on?
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| The people rising in the streets, the war, the drought
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| The more I look the more I see nothing to joke about
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| Is comedy over?
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| Should I leave you alone?
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| 'Cause, really who’s gonna go for joking at a time like this?
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| Should I be joking at a time like this?
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| I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it
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| And I fear that comedy won’t help
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| And the fear is not unfounded
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| Should I stop trying to be funny?
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| Should I give away my money? |
| No!
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| What do I do?
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| Healing the world with comedy
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| The indescribable power of your comedy
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| The world needs direction
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| From a white guy like me?
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| Bingo
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| Who is healing the world with comedy?
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| That’s it!
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| The world is so fucked up
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| Systematic oppression
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| Income inequality
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| The other stuff
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| And there’s only one thing I can do about it…
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| While… while being paid… and being the center of attention
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| Healing the world with comedy
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| Making a literal difference, metaphorically
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| A Jew walks into a bar
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| And I’ve saved him a seat
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| That’s healing the world with comedy
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| I’m a special kind of white guy
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| I self-reflected and I want to be an agent of change
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| So I am going to use my privilege for the good
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| (Very cool, way to go!)
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| American white guys
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| We’ve had the floor for at least 400 years
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| So maybe I should just shut the fuck up
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| I’m bored
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| I don’t wanna do that
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| There’s got to be another way
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| For me to help out without standing on the sidelines
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| Never!
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| The wait is over!
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| I’m white, and I’m here to save the day!
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| Lord help me channel Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side
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| Sandra Bullock!
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| Healing the world with comedy
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| Making a literal difference, metaphorically
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| And yes, most likely they’ll pay me
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| But I’d do it for free
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| I am healing the world with:
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| Comedy
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| If you wake up in a house that’s full of smoke
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| Don’t panic, call me and I’ll tell you a joke
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| If you see white men dressed in white cloaks
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| Don’t panic, call me and I’ll tell you a joke
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| Oh shit, should I be joking in a time like this?
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| If you start to smell burning toast
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| You’re having a stroke or overcooking your toast
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| If you wake up in a house that’s full of smoke
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| Don’t panic, call me and I’ll tell you a joke
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| If you see white men dressed in white cloaks
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| Don’t panic, call me and I’ll tell you a joke
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| Oh shit, should I be joking in a time like this?
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| Somebody help me out, cause I don’t know
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| And I want to help to leave this world better than I found it
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| And I fear that comedy won’t help
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| And the fear is not unfounded
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| Should I stop trying to be funny?
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| Should I give away my money? |
| No!
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| I know what I gotta do
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| Healing the world with comedy
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| Making a literal difference, metaphorically
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| I swore I’d never be back
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| But now I’m back on my feet
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| And I’m healing the world with comedy |