Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Welcome to the Internet, artist - Bo Burnham. Date of issue: 01.07.2021
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Welcome to the Internet |
| Welcome to the internet! |
| Come and take a seat |
| Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet? |
| There's no need to panic; |
| this isn't a test, haha |
| Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest |
| Welcome to thе internet! |
| What would you prefеr? |
| Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? |
| Be happy! |
| Be horny! |
| Be bursting with rage! |
| We've got a million different ways to engage |
| Welcome to the internet! |
| Put your cares aside |
| Here's a tip for straining pasta; |
| here's a nine-year-old who died |
| We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports |
| And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other |
| Welcome to the internet! |
| Hold on to your socks |
| 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock |
| They are grainy and off-putting; |
| he just sent you more |
| Don't act surprised—you know you like it, you whore |
| See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink |
| Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think |
| Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer |
| Or DM a girl and groom her; |
| do a Zoom or find a tumor in your— |
| Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom |
| Here's why women never fuck you, here's how you can build a bomb |
| Which Power Ranger are you? |
| Take this quirky quiz |
| Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids |
| Could I interest you in everything all of the time? |
| A little bit of everything all of the time |
| Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime |
| Anything and everything all of the time |
| Could I interest you in everything all of the time? |
| A little bit of everything all of the time |
| Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime |
| Anything and everything all of the time |
| You know, it wasn't always like this |
| Not very long ago, just before your time |
| Right before the towers fell, circa '99 |
| This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two |
| We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you! |
| You, insatiable you |
| Mommy let you use her iPad; |
| you were barely two |
| And it did all the things we designed it to do |
| Now, look at you! |
| Oh, look at you! |
| You, you! |
| Unstoppable, watchable |
| Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew |
| And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do? |
| It was always the plan to put the world in your hand |
| Could I interest you in everything all of the time? |
| A little bit of everything all of the time |
| Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime |
| Anything and everything all of the time |
| Could I interest you in everything all of the time? |
| A little bit of everything all of the time |
| Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime |
| Anything and everything and anything and everything |
| And anything and everything and |
| All of the time |