Lyrics FaceTime with my Mom (Tonight) - Bo Burnham

FaceTime with my Mom (Tonight)

Pour me a drink and clear my schedule
I’ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
These 40 minutes are essential
I’ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
I call, she answers and her hair is wet
I say, «Did you just shower?»
She says, «How'd you guess?»
I say, «Your hair is wet»
She says, «Oh yeah»
I tell my boys I need some space, yeah
I’ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
She’ll hold her iPhone 5 no further than 6 inches from her face
Yeah, I’ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
She says, «Oh, look who’s here.
Say hi to dad!»
He says, «How ya doing, bud?»
I say, «I'm not so bad»
And that’s the deepest talk we’ve ever had
Watching as she looks for her glasses
I’ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
She’ll tell me all about the season six finale of The Blacklist
I’ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
My mother’s covering her camera with her thumb
I’ll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom
My mother’s covering her camera with her thumb
I’ll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom
My mother’s covering her camera with her thumb
I’ll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom
My mother’s covering her camera with her thumb
I’ll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom