| I grew up as your usual suburbanite
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| A tiny town in Massachusetts
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| Overwhelmingly white ♪
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| I went to church on Sundays
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| In a suit and a tie
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| Then spent my free time
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| Watching Family Guy
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| I started doing comedy
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| When I was just a sheltered kid
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| I wrote offensive shit
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| And I said it
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| Father, please forgive me
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| For I did not realize what I did
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| Or that I’d live to regret it
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| Times are changing
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| And I’m getting old
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| Are you gonna hold me accountable?
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| My bed is empty, and I’m getting cold
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| Isn’t anybody gonna
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| Hold me accountable?
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| I’m problematic
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| He’s a problem
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| When I was 17, on Halloween
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| I dressed up as Aladdin
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| He’s a problem
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| I did not darken my skin
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| But still it feels weird in hindsight
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| I want to show you
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| How I’m growing as a person, but first
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| I feel I must address the lyrics
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| From the previous verse
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| I tried to hide behind my childhood
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| And that’s not okay
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| My actions are my own
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| I won’t explain them away
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| I’ve done a lot of self-reflecting
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| Since I started singing this song
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| I was totally wrong when I said it
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| Father, please forgive me
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| For I did not realize what I did
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| Or that I’d live to regret it
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| Times are changing
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| And I’m getting old
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| Are you gonna hold me accountable?
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| My bed is empty, and I’m getting cold
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| Isn’t anybody gonna
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| Hold me accountable?
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| I’m problematic
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| He’s a problem
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| I just remembered that Aladdin costume’s
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| In my mother’s attic
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| He’s a problem
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| I’m gonna go home and burn it…
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| Or not burn it. |
| Is burning it bad?
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| What should I do with it?
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| And I’ve been totally awful
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| My closet is chock-full of stuff
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| That is vaguely shitty
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| All of it was perfectly lawful
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| Just not very thoughtful at all
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| And just really shitty
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| And I’ve been totally awful
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| My closet is chock-full of stuff
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| That is vaguely shitty
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| All of it was perfectly lawful
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| Just not very thoughtful at all
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| And just really
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| And I’m really fucking sorry
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| Bitch, I’m trying to listen
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| Shit, I’ve been complacent
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| Sorry
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| If I’m gonna catch up
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| First, I gotta fess up
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| Sorry
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| Sorry |