
Date of issue: 01.07.2021
Song language: English
Sexting |
Sexting |
It isn't sex it's the next best thing |
Sexting |
Aye, aye |
AT&T |
I am in bed I am ready to go with you |
Tonight I'm thinking of taking it slow |
We'll use emojis only |
We don't need phonetical diction |
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians |
You send me a peach |
I send a carrot back |
You send a Ferris wheel |
That's pretty abstract |
I send back a ticket stub |
Implying that the Ferris wheel's your body |
And I'd really love admission to it |
Oh no! |
What if now you think that I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? |
You send back a snowman |
Crisis averted |
(Thank god) |
Sexting (Whoa) |
It isn't sex it's the next best thing (Next best thing) |
Sexting |
Aye, aye |
AT&T |
No more emojis, now it's on to words |
I ask what you're wearing. |
You reply, "A shirt" |
You say, "Are you naked?" |
I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat" |
You say, "lmao" but I doubt that |
I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you |
Cause in my head I'm in your bed and getting through to you |
They made the internet for nights like these |
I love you, baby |
Send a picture of your tits, please |
Sexting (Whoa) |
It isn't sex is the next best thing (Next best thing) |
Sexting |
Aye, aye (We are Sexting) |
AT&T |
You send the pic and say it's now my turn |
Jesus fucking Christ I guess I never learn |
My phone's flash is my only light and |
The flash makes my dick look frightened |
I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead |
Because my dick looks like the baby from eraserhead |
You say, "I sent my titties that's not fair" |
So I send it to you and then my phone dies |
Another night on my own, yeah |
Stuck in my home, yeah |
Sitting alone |
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah |
Another night on my own, yeah |
Stuck in my home, yeah |
Sitting alone |
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah |
Another night on my own, yeah |
Stuck in my home, yeah |
Sitting alone |
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah (Pussy) |
Another night on my own, yeah (Titties) |
Stuck in my home, yeah (Balls) |
Sitting alone |
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah |
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Bezos I | 2021 |
Welcome to the Internet | 2021 |
Problematic | 2021 |
30 | 2021 |
Content | 2021 |
Goodbye | 2021 |
Shit | 2021 |
Comedy | 2021 |
ART IS DEAD | 2010 |
How the World Works | 2021 |
Unpaid Intern | 2021 |
FaceTime with my Mom (Tonight) | 2021 |
White Woman’s Instagram | 2021 |
From God's Perspective | 2013 |
Repeat Stuff | 2013 |
Hell of a Ride | 2013 |
WORDS, WORDS, WORDS (studio) | 2010 |
OH BO (studio) | 2010 |
Eff | 2013 |
Left Brain, Right Brain | 2013 |